Ninendo ds colony survival game
This has a pretty good and dark atmosphere, and offers plenty of gore and blood, but very often it also forgets that it is a horror game. That being said, the direction is all over the place, making it hard to tell whether the whole silliness was intentional, or accidental. The badly-written, corny dialogue that feels like it came out of a cheap porn flick the mind-numbing lack of subtlety when it comes to the storytelling and, finally, the absurdness of the plot, where zombies get mixed with communism, space exploration, and more.Īs for the heavy use of fanservice, while somewhat titillating, like with how Maria loses parts of her outfit upon getting hurt (and she has an amazingly high level of endurance), or how the camera zooms on her curvy body in the tiny (and pretty cool) intermissions that activate when opening a door or using a ladder, but more often than not it ends up looking funny, in that charming, '80s slasher/sexploitation film kind of way, with some examples being how almost all women are dressed like prostitutes, or how one character portrait in particular is a lady that bends over, her breasts ready to spill over her dress, making the "serious" conversations you'll have with her more hilarious than emotive. The best way to approach this is to turn off your brain, and just take a good whiff of the b-movie-ness at hand. In other words, don't come in looking for a great action-adventure, as this is average at best. Bugs and other issues put aside, this critic really enjoyed the two and a half hours this lasted - but it took a very specific kind of mindset in order for that to happen. The consensus is that Red Colony is a piece of trash, yes? Well, not necessarily. In conclusion, this is neither a good game, nor a well-made one - oh, and as long as there are masterpieces like Cave Story out there, the " it was made by a single person" excuse holds no power. Enemies can re-appear after loading a saved game items that should be inside a locker aren't there, and upon returning to the locker after a while they are loading a game starts you off with your equipment but no ammo, and no way to pick it up again and, finally, cut-scenes play twice when stepping on the spot that triggers them. Red Colony screams 'unpolished.' It makes one think that this wasn't even tested before its release - which is probably true, as there's a variety of bugs to speak of. The "puzzles" are even worse, with combinations to locks practically handed to the player, and usually right next to the corresponding locker. Near the finale this will make you think that there's more than just those shambling morons around, but it's all a big, fat, lie. Something far more lethal must be hiding in the shadows, correct? Err… no. The rest of the arsenal is also surprisingly unbalanced, to the point that using, say, the shotgun, feels like an utter waste of ammo. One can keep the knife, and manage to reach the end with it without a problem, as zombies are too slow to pose any threat. The typical last resort-type weapon of the genre? Not really. Maria starts her quest with an army knife. She'll also have to search for clues in order to open up various safes that hold helpful items, read pieces of lore to learn more about what led to this catastrophe, and, of course, try to avoid getting bitten… which leads to the first problem with this: there's little surviving to be done in this piece of survival horror. Maria will have to explore a 2D game world, find resources like ammo and med-kits, as well as crafting material in order to print her equipment. Oh, dear! Moments into Red Colony and yours truly is already in love with the b-movie vibe of this ecchi version of Resident Evil.īusty cast put aside, Capcom's classic was, beyond any doubt, the biggest inspiration for this title, with the whole thing revolving around zombies that have escaped from a super-secret lab where a virus was developed, and yada, yada, yada. Worry not, as she soon gets a call from her best friend Jill (Resi homage?), who slowly, and in a very subtle way, sets the mood by loudly shouting " OF COURSE IT'S ZOMBIES! WHAT ELSE DO YOU THINK IS GOING ON HERE?!" while making sure to sprinkle her delivery with a couple of F-words, which seems to be a thing in this place, as are impressive cleavages, with even some of the undead being top-heavy. Maria, the heroine of this tale, awakes in a building somewhere in the Colony, alone, and without any idea of the horrors that have been unleashed, and which are hungry for human flesh.